Re: Newt Gingrich

Uncle Newt’s Old Fashioned Southern Style Shrimp-n-Grits

• Five gallons of Shrimp 
• Five gallons of cooked grits
• One gallon of Old Klansman Sippin’ Whiskey
• 2 tbsp powdered Dried Reagan (you can substitute dried bullshit, or ground black pepper)

Pour ingredients into a trash can, trough, or other large receptacle. Stir vigorously with your fore-appendages. Dump receptacle contents into your maw. Serves one.