February 2012
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Complicated entree? Delicious.
Two super duper easy sides? Catastrophes.
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I've been up since 6am for no reason, on about 4...
I watched a movie in bed, cuddled with Charlie, made some more veggie broth, did some laundry, got a stomach ache from my breakfast, started revamping my digital presence (thinking of making a library-related tumblr…but I need an angle because there are so many and hell I’m god damn unemployed what on earth can I say about any of this anyway?), rolled my eyes at CPAC on tv, considered...
Why are cats so soft?
Charlie and I are having some good cuddles right now and I want to cry like in that one video because I’m thinking about a house full of cats and I just want to hug them all.
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Thanking the technology gods for the nook's...
Couldn’t sleep once Kimball left for work so I started watching Elizabeth on the nook in bed. Sure, I could have watched it on the big ‘ol tv from the couch but BED! Bed always wins.
“When you love you wish to do things for. You wish to sacrifice for. You wish to...”
– Ernest Hemingway, A Farewell to Arms (via bookmania)
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All I want in this world is a good Andy Rooney gif
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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars:
Friend: Do you ever listen to Adele at work? Me: No, I don’t like Adele. But we do listen to the radio and sometimes her music comes on. Friend: Someone Like You? Me: Ugh, yes. Friend: Do people ever buy dildos while that song is playing? Me: … Friend: Like, do they stare at the wall of dildos while Adele howls, “Never miiiind I’ll fiiiind someone liiiiike...
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whydoihaveablog:
thatwhitebitch:
I mean, saw this real time when this show aired but this is the first time seeing this GIF and DEAD.
DIED.
I DIE.
I DIED.
I’M DEAD
Word, word, word. Who knew threatening finger bangs were like, the hottest thing you could put on cable? It was almost rape, but not really, because Don Draper’s jawline.
They left out the part where he pulls his fingers...
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“How many times have people taunted me because of a color that I had on or how...”
– Kanye West (via joshishollywood)
“I LOVE COLORS, LIKE TEAL AND TAUPE AND SALMON” - KANYE WEST, LISTING COLORS
(via whydoihaveablog)
I will always reblog this quote.
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The roasted tomato basil soup recipe, BTW →
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shut-up-im-rambling replied to your photo: This is what my breasts look like, too. Except…
Why exactly were you compelled to describe, with the help of the picture of a stoned blonde, the size of your breasts? :)
Not showing off, I promise. I just got pissy because apparently her breasts are ugly? I mean, according to people who don’t know what breasts look like, I guess. Basically...
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tempurpedia replied to your photo: This is what my breasts look like, too. Except…
HOW’S HAVING CLEAVAGE i haven’t seen mine in years
Mostly it feels warm.
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PLEASE READ! VERY MUCH IMPORTANT! →
lucillebruise:
englishmotherfuckerdoyouspeakit:
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emergencycenter:
Hey everyone, Gemma here (fivepips), and I’m an admin here at the Emergency Blog. I’m going to explain what this is all about.
So basically, this is a blog for emergency information on tumblr. Now when I say emergency I don’t mean if you’re desperate…
This is extremely important. Please follow this blog. I know it...
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Sometimes I see a reply to someone else’s post and I wish I could heart that reply.
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My nails are so weak. I can bend them. Help me make them stronger—what do I do?
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On Being an English Major and Fears for the Next... →
lazybookreviews:
I spent my childhood completely entranced by reading.
I got into an Ivy, became an English major, then promptly worked at a hedge fund after graduation because I was a foreigner and no jobs in publishing/books have any interest in getting you a work visa. Also, those jobs don’t pay you anything anyway. And not grad school, because I didn’t think I had enough to say to justify...
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twodoxiesandtoomanyshoes replied to your post: throwing-milkshakes-at-cars replied to your post:…
Accurate, but why the fuck hasn’t she watched DA???? I’d request a refund on that friendship. Or at the very least, in store credit.
I’m going to reserve judgment here because I haven’t watched Sons of Anarchy yet and I already KNOW that I’m going to love it and I don’t...
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throwing-milkshakes-at-cars replied to your post: Totals related to today’s Facebook trolling
I’ve never seen Downton Abbey but I fully support all forms of Facebook trolling.
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Totals related to today's Facebook trolling
Number of status updates posted about Downton Abbey: 3
Number of photo posts about Downton Abbey: 3
Number of other peoples’ statuses that I hijacked with something Downton Abbey related: I don’t know, man. Am I a fucking mathematician? Several, at least.
Number of Facebook friends that probably hate me: Dunno, but I’m willing to venture a guess that at least 90% of them think...
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elle-oh-elle replied to your photo: As you all know, I grew up in the Bronx and in…
Here’s the key: don’t be friends with anyone on Facebook. That’s what I do.
But trolling Facebook is so much fun. (See evidence A and B)
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