January 2012
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The Life and Times of Kanye West As Told Through... →
CRYING
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annahell replied to your post: GUYS
He looks like a tragic deep sea diver or something and I want to lick things off of him until he stops being so tragic…or not.
Lick him until he’s not tragic. I like it!
“Bye stupid dicks!”
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me, at 7 years old…on home video (via ladyhazard)
no. me at any age leaving any room.
(via braved)
iiii llloooovvvveeee yyyoooouuuuuuuuuuu
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“Bye stupid dicks!”
– me, at 7 years old…on home video
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mrmuadib replied to your post: A personal revelation about myself that occurred in the shower last night that changes nothing about how I plan to live my life.
FUTJA!
It’s a good thing I’ve got this guy:
(Uhhhh…did I steal this from you? Maybe I shouldn’t have given you evidence of that.)
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GUYS
He got off the bus while I writing my last post. D=
I’M SORRY BUT PEOPLE WERE IN MY WAY AND HE ONLY LOOKED AT ME TWICE, THE FIRST TIME WAS WHEN I NOTICED HOW BEAUTIFUL HE WAS AND THE SECOND TIME WAS WHEN I REALIZED I NEEDED TO TAKE A PICTURE AND THEN IT WAS TOO LATE.
I’ll paint a portrait for you guys (and for myself, for future reference ahem). OK so he looked a lot like Tony Ward,...
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GUYS
There is this really beautiful bearded man on the bus with just about the best looking nose I’ve ever seen and I want to take a picture of him for you guys (and maybe me a little) but I caaaaan’t and it’s upsetting me. He is really beautiful.
Batman is my favorite Disney Princess
dontmakemagsmad:
Princess Batman is my spirit animal
My dream man.
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worldsworst:
Sometimes I wish I could crack my spine by grabbing my feet with my hands from behind my back, transforming into a perfect circle; it would probably feel awesome. then while I’m at it I would roll away forever.
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Underwater Minefield: Sincerely, Yours Truly: An... →
ginger-snap-style:
icarntspell:
underwaterminefield:
Ed Note: Katie Young has a lot to say to you people, but by “you people” we mostly mean “celebrities that do crazy shit in the news.” So there’s that, yeah? To see other installments of this column, click here.
Dear Ex-Mr. & Mrs. Klum-Sealstein,
Forgive me in advance if this letter seems a…
It’s uuuuup! Please, please, like and...
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A personal revelation about myself that occurred...
I am totally an escalater (rather than a diffuser). If shit goes down, I will almost always escalate the situation.
This is not a trait I plan on “fixing.” Fuck it. I’m the Wild Card.
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Today I played Fuck/Marry/Kill and chose KILL for...
Don’t tell me what I can’t do.
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Guys
I think we need to talk about the fact that Demi Moore’s hospitalization was the result of whip-its.
Whip-its.
Did you hear me? Whip-its.
Demi Moore is thirteen years old.
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A pep talk and actual, unassuming help from...
when you’re feeling utterly demoralized is golden. Fucking golden, guys. I cried before noon today from feelings of the deepest inadequacy possible and right now I have some hope and am slightly wet-in-the-eyes from gratefulness.
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Suri's Burn Book: Look at this mother-daughter... →
surisburnbook:
Look at this mother-daughter cuteness. I haven’t posed that nicely for a photograph with my mother since I could walk.
I never know what to think about Alice Richmond, daughter of Tina Fey and Some Guy. On the one hand, I’m prettier than she is, and she is probably kind of a nerd.
But on the…
Ughhhh mini-Tina is so cute.
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Today is one of those Feeling Hopeless kind of...
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When your chips are down, when your highs are low:... →
braved:
stephaniesilver:
I see them standing at the formal gates of their colleges, I see my father strolling out under the ochre sandstone arch, the red tiles glinting like bent plates of blood behind his head, I see my mother with a few light books at her hip standing at the pillar made of tiny bricks, the wrought-iron…
i just taught this poem. i wept like a little baby the first time i...
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Please tell me you guys saw Stephen Colbert...
Holy christ.
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annahell replied to your photo: I whined to Kimball the other night that he…
That man of yours is fuckin’ magic…like in that one Heart song.
Do you mean my favorite Heart song? The one that I will always always always play if it’s on a jukebox and I’m more than two drinks in?
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Man, it would be so great/horrible if President Obama ended the State of the Union with a sexy soul song.
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“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea”
– Isak Dinesen (via seanblr)
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How U.S. Lost Out on iPhone Work →
perardi:
This is a pretty devastating read.
This is not simplistic populism about corporate greed and the outsourcing of jobs. This is about how, because of decades of policy decisions, the United States lacks the educated workers, sophisticated workers, and government support to foster innovative manufacturing.
If you want to feel really terrible about the future of the United States, read...
“Seriously, man. If there’s one thing I’ve learned about being a...”
– me
What’s that saying about taking your own advice and all that? Is there even a saying? Bahh I need more coffee and money.
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I was wondering what was up with her face
That is a think I said (ok, Internet’d) today.
Don’t pretend like you’ve never said such a thing.
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Re: Newt Gingrich
Uncle Newt’s Old Fashioned Southern Style Shrimp-n-Grits
Five gallons of Shrimp
Five gallons of cooked grits
One gallon of Old Klansman Sippin’ Whiskey
2 tbsp powdered Dried Reagan (you can substitute dried bullshit, or ground black pepper)
Pour ingredients into a trash can, trough, or other large receptacle. Stir vigorously with your fore-appendages. Dump receptacle contents into your...
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SPORTS
Making arson seem like an appropriate way to celebrate since 19—.
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“But words are things, and a small drop of ink,
Falling like dew, upon a...”
– Lord Byron, Don Juan (via thelibrarianontherun)
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Internet Comment of the Day
As a regular marijuana user I understand the importance of nice lighting.
As a regular marijuana user I understand the importance of nice lighting.
As a regular marijuana user I understand the importance of nice lighting.