January 31st
9:15 PM
9:15 PM
Cherry pie, preferably.
6:04 PM
brainstatic replied to your post<span >: <em >I just accidentally elbowed my cat in the face and I feel like a horrible, horrible human being.
I accidently hit my cat before. It’s ok, they forgive you pretty quick.
I heard my elbow bash against his skull and I’m pretty sure his brain was shaken up. This was more traumatizing (for me) than that time I stepped on him.
4:25 PM
I just accidentally elbowed my cat in the face and I feel like a horrible, horrible human being.
CHARLIE I’M SORRY IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I LOVE YOU
THisis the best thing I have seen in a long time.
Kristen Bell and I have the same excited/sad crying scale.
Holy shit, I love you Kristen.Dying.
This is the greatest thing I have ever seen.
lindsey.web: 10 Other Questions Bobby and I Submitted to the New Yorker Lana Del Rey Chat with Sasha Frere-Jones
- If Fiona Apple and Lana Del Rey, through some miracle of science in which an egg could be fertilized by an egg, had a baby together, would that baby grow up to be a singer or an actress?
- If Lana Del Rey and Neil Patrick Harris started a gang would it be called “The Three Names Gang” and do you think they let you join?
- If the world actually ended in 2012 and all that was left was Born to Die, would “National Anthem” BECOME the new national anthem?
- I just made up a rumor that Lana Del Rey is in a feud with Raven Symone. Why are they fighting?
- Explain the 2005 “incident” that caused Lana Del Rey to decide never to patronize another Chipotle?
- If Lana Del Rey were an ice cream, would she be dairy free?
- If Lana Del Rey were an ice cream, would YOU be dairy free?
- What is the name of Lana Del Rey’s favorite bakery in Paris and why can’t we find it anywhere?
- If Lana Del Rey and Meryl Streep played Dance Central 2 together, who would get the highest score?
- Would you describe Lana Del Rey as an “in-ground pool” or an “above-ground pool” and how cold is the water?
2:11 PM
English bulldog puppies learning to walk for the first time
1:25 PM
Listening to the Lana Del Rey album. Haters to the left (or the right, I don’t care, just get out).
1:42 AM
Too bad Kristen Bell isn’t on every episode of Craig Ferguson.
Senator Janet Howell, Baddass Bitch of the Day
To protest a bill that would require women to undergo an ultrasound before having an abortion, Virginia State Sen. Janet Howell (D-Fairfax) on Monday attached an amendment that would require men to have a rectal exam and a cardiac stress test before obtaining a prescription for erectile dysfunction medication.
“We need some gender equity here,” she told HuffPost. “The Virginia senate is about to pass a bill that will require a woman to have totally unnecessary medical procedure at their cost and inconvenience. If we’re going to do that to women, why not do that to men?”
Trolling conservative idiots is so much fun.
3:42 PM
‘Hunger Games’ Book Trilogy Celebrates Freedom, Smaller Government
Or a better title might have been Andrew Breitbart’s Big Hollywood Fails to Successfully Troll Fans of ‘The Hunger Games’
Franzen on ebooks and the future of reading
“Someone worked really hard to make the language just right, just the way they wanted it. They were so sure of it that they printed it in ink, on paper. A screen always feels like we could delete that, change that, move it around. So for a literature-crazed person like me, it’s just not permanent enough.”
This is literally how a 90-year-old person talks about computers.
“But it’ll just disappear! How do I know it’s still there when I turn the page? Get my grandson on the phone—he knows about these things.”
Grandpa Franzen strikes again.
Can Franzen say anything that isn’t positively oozing with whine?
This is a fair assessment.
